The Bottom Line on These Jeans Could be Your Bottom!

How low cut can jeans go? This low, for now.

Fashions in clothing come and go. Will the look you see in the picture catch on?

That depends on whether you and I are willing to throw to the winds what's left of modesty, and actually wear the Zoomp jeans shown at a recent fashion show in Brazil. I can't tell, but I guess you put these "I'm too sexy for my clothes" denims on one leg at a time.

I wonder what they look like from the back. ...

Hmm. ...

Maybe I don't want to know.

The fashion industry is driven by planned obsolesence. Perfectly good clothing draped on hangers in millions of closets gathers dust because it is no longer stylish. In the meantime, designers stich together even more outrageous garb to appeal to fickle consumers. It keeps the dollars circulating and employs a lot of people. And benefits charities as the old clothing is cleaned out of those closets and donated to charitable thrift stores.

Advice to America's youth: Don't wear these unless you want to see your parents and teachers in similar garb.

Prediction: If they do catch on, the makers of complementary products will experience a surge of demand. In particular, shops offering bikini waxes will have more business than they can handle!

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