Tuesday, November 01, 2005

QuickTake: A New Use for Superglue?

Will the company use this incident in its advertising?

According to this story, Gail O'Toole of Murrysville, Pennsylvania should be on every man's "Do Not Date, Do Not Call, Avoid at All Costs" list. When her boyfriend, Kenneth Slaby, broke up with her she extracted revenge by supergluing his genitals to his abdomen while he slept. O'Toole pleaded guilty to a misdemenor and served six months probabation. Presumably Slaby received attention from a hospital sufficient to make his genitals operational again.

Wasn't it Shakespeare who wrote, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? As for O'Toole, I suggest she write a book called "One Hundred and One Uses for Superglue You Never Thought of Before."



At 8:07 AM, Blogger ryan said...

Well as painful as that sounds, I must admit that is a great way to get back at someone that's asking for it. So long as it's not me.

At 12:58 PM, Blogger Noah said...

I really don't think any guy could deserve something like that. I really can't even imagine. Hey at least the super glue company got some free advertisement right?

At 11:18 AM, Blogger HalheG said...

I cannot believe that someone would superglue someone's genitals to their abdomen for breaking up with them. That is insane!


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